I saw no dogs today so I mean today wasn’t a bad day but let’s be real it’s not a good day unless u spot at least 1 dog.
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The Signs As Art School Students Cliches
ARIES: Probably isn’t in art school tbh. If they did somehow end up here, they are the jock or random person no one expected to be an artist.
TAURUS: "Pff, why go to art school? I’m obviously going to be famous and rich while i just lay in my couch anyway.“
GEMINI: The art student that just splashes things on the canvas and says it’s an abstract masterpiece, because they have some social meeting later and just can’t be late. Art teacher still praises them though.
CANCER: The nice little art student that will probably end up being an art teacher. Always makes nice things and giving everyone cheers and heads up.
LEO: The art student who thinks they are the best in the world even though they might not be. Probably trying to get the teachers attention all the time.
VIRGO: The art student who realizes they should have probably gone to architecture or something like that. All these emotional weirdos are just too much to handle.
LIBRA: Like everywhere else they go, They’ll be the other students’ crush. Hell, they might actually end up posing like a model for all the other artists to portray them.
SCORPIO: The art student that is very likely an emo. Always looks deppressed, mad or lost in thoughts. Suprisingly enough, Scorp could actually be pretty cool. The things this student makes either come from a nightmare or hell.
SAGITTARIUS: Hippieee. The art student who is never in class. Why? they probably are wandering in the school gardens, smoking pot, listening to acustic indie music and stuff.
CAPRICORN: That one art student that gets so frustrated because perfection is a must and the teacher is telling them to not do things so strongly and let their minds wander but they have no clue of what that means.
AQUARIUS: The art student that’s probably smoking pot with Sag. They are always telling the teachers they are wrong, and always talking about social and political problems. Aqua’s masterpieces are extremely psicodelic and weird.
PISCES: The cute art student who never admits they are good even though it’s obvious they have a tallent. They praise everyone elses work. Dark emo Scorpio probably has a secret crush on cute and shy Pisces tbh.
If you think art is easy or a lazy escape route through college then fuck you, art is degrading, it fucks with your self worth, for every 100 paintings you do, 99 of them will be shit - you just do it and hope it looks good. When you can’t project an idea from your head onto paper the way you want it, it is heart breaking and so fucking frustrating, don’t tell me art is easy because you need to be very head strong to cope with constantly under achieving in something you love
oh my god okay @all tourists coming to new york for the first time:
street hot dogs should be one dollar, maybe a dollar fifty. anything more than that and theyre swindling you. walk another block and get urself a decently priced hot dog
you dont have to yell “TAXI” when ur tryin to hail a cab, we all know u want a cab, thats why ur sticking ur arm up like a square
seriously. walk faster and in a tighter clump. people have things to do and the sidewalk is not yours to command
thats all please come visit nyc but do it smartly
addendum: nobody here calls it the big apple casually its like the number one way to spot a tourist and could lead to aforementioned overpriced hot dogs
Recently there was a dude who sold hotdogs and pretzels for 10-30 dollars cause no posted prices. If they know you’re a tourist, they will try to swindle money out of you.
And do not buy metrocards from strangers. It’s illegal to sell rides so just use the machines… Or ask the mta employee for help.
Ps there’s like a good 10-20 apps for navigating New York city’s subways and buses. Use them. If anything, uber is cheaper then a cab. Use the code “uberonlineprincess” for your first ride free.
If anyone in California is interested in adopting a dog or a cat, Kerns County Animal Shelter ( one of the most disgraceful shelters in California ) is being shut down. Dogs are being sold for 15$ and cats for 5$ ( all are fixed with shots. )
Every animal will be put down by September 30th.
Go here for more information.
Signal boost since I can’t adopt one myself.
I kinda love this.
Color Wheel rolling down the hill is my favorite.
Tips for living alone
Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.
Get a lock for your bedroom door.
If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.
Keep your phone/a phone in your room.
Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.
Adopt a pet
Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.
Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.
If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.
Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.
Learn the self-Heimlich
When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Idk what else
If you live in an one-room apartment, put a screen around your bed. It’ll feel less like you visit people, esp. strangers, into your bedroom. Also you’ll feel much safer sleeping in the enclosure.
Cook enough for a few meals each time you cook, and freeze the extra food. That way you’ll prevent things from expiring and it’s great when you don’t feel like cooking or have no time or energy for it.
Give a key to someone near you trust, or hid it somewhere few people will look, like up in a tree. Shutting yourself out isn’t nice, esp. not at night.
Put something translucent like curtains or stickers for windows where people can walk past or look in. You’ll feel less watched that way.
Put some contant money somewhere in your room. Good to have in case your bag gets lost or stolen.
Feeling lonely? Remember, online contacts are not less valuable.
I would say maybe set reminders for everything too. Taking meds/vitamins, working out, going to sleep, waking up.
Buy a small fan for white noise at night if you’re the kind (like me) that gets anxious at all the little ambient noises that ANY building can supply in the dark.
Don’t watch scary movies in the dark by yourself, with no visitors.
NETFLIX, if you can afford it. It’s also useful because you can watch movies / shows with your online buddies at the same time, miles and states and (sometimes even) countries apart.
get an app like safetrek. never walk into allies or empty streets if there is a more populated/well-lit route to your destination. keep emergency contacts in your wallet and a red cross card with your blood type on it in case anything happens. carry a list of medications you’re allergic to, if any.
walking around with a headset or headphones discourages people from yelling at you on the street, and it’s easier to escape from hasslers. however, it’s pretty advisable to not have anything actually playing so you can be aware of your surroundings. if anything, have it at low volume.
if you get grabbed on the street (this used to happen to me a lot), immediately scream, and the person will usually get startled, giving you time to get away.
if you feel like you’re in a really bad place, call someone, or even pretend like you’re calling someone. say where you are. act like you’re planning on meeting up with them. be loud about it. make it seem like someone will notice if you go missing, even for a little bit.
also u should look up manufacturer’s coupons like damn i feel like a successful suburban mom every time i walk into cvs and save 2 dollars on my toothbrushes
me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature
also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG